and in related news... #wondersofscience

For some untold reason I stepped over the threshold and into the mouth of the beast which is Buisness Insider. I won't do that again in a hurry.

While there I was amused by these two clickbaity headlines side by side:

Almost as if they could somehow be realated...

For completeness I should link them, but I don't reccomend clicking these links.
First up: "Scientists" have "apparently" "discovered" what makes women attractive, and if that's not enough, here is what those "scientists" (or perhaps different ones) have discovered about make attractiveness.

I'm going to go and rinse my eye in some salt water now.